Sex, Lies, and Cigarettes

best-of-funny:

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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meme-spot:

I’m not the only one right? Socially awkward penguin

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holyshitsouthpark:

“I wonder if there’s porn of-“

there is

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psyducked:

So glad I didn’t do that “virgin til marriage” crap because I want my wedding night to be enjoyable not a massacre of blood, pain, and tears

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unicorns0n-acid:

✟click for more✟

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youfuckingwhooore:

lol

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theniftyfifties:

1954 living room design.

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tyleroakley:

JAVERT.

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heartless:

im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out

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skinnycouchpotato:

A high-schooler recently managed to sneak some lyrics from the Notorious B.I.G into her yearbook - by using a periodic code!

(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y ) yttrium